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  • Started 1 year ago by Robert de Silva
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  1. Robert de Silva
    Site Owner

    Something to take our minds away from the daily mundane.... so smile and live a little longer

    Wife's diary vs Husband's diary

    WIFE's DIARY

    Sunday night - I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

    Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but his mind was far away. I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

    On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love u, too."

    When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent.

    Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

    My life is a disaster.

    HUSBAND's DIARY

    Today Manchester United lost again. Niamah.

    Posted 1 year ago #

  2. Michael Ong
    Member

    Ok, I felt the same thing, if MU lost!

    Posted 1 year ago #

  3. Robert de Silva
    Site Owner

    November 09, 2008

    Tongue Twisters. ( courtesy of Joygreetings.com )

    Twister Shorties: (say 'em a few times)

    Greek grapes.

    Red lorry, yellow lorry.

    Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

    Unique New York.

    Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.

    Freshly-fried flying fish.

    The epitome of femininity.

    A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
    but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

    She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicing him hiccupping,
    and amicably welcoming him home.

    Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
    imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.

    Common Twisters:

    She sells seashells by the seashore.
    The shells she sells are surely seashells.
    So if she sells shells on the seashore,
    I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

    Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
    Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
    If Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers,
    Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
    If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
    And chuck as much as a woodchuck would
    If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    Tongue Twister Poems:

    Mr. See owned a saw.
    And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
    Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
    Before Soar saw See,
    Which made Soar sore.
    Had Soar seen See's saw
    Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
    See's saw would not have sawed
    Soar's seesaw.
    So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
    But it was sad to see Soar so sore
    just because See's saw sawed
    Soar's seesaw.

    Betty Botter had some butter,
    "But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
    If I bake this bitter butter,
    It would make my batter bitter.
    But a bit of better butter,
    That would make my batter better."
    So she bought a bit of butter -
    Better than her bitter butter -
    And she baked it in her batter;
    And the batter was not bitter.
    So 'twas better Betty Botter
    Bought a bit of better butter.

    Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
    So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
    Some say Nott was not shot.
    But Shott says he shot Nott.
    Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,
    Or Nott was shot.
    If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
    But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
    Then Shott was shot, not Nott.
    However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott.

    A tree-toad loved a she-toad
    Who lived up in a tree.
    He was a two-toed tree-toad,
    But a three-toed toad was she.
    The two-toed tree-toad tried to win
    The three-toed she-toad's heart,
    For the two-toed tree-toad loved the ground
    That the three-toed tree-toad trod.
    But the two-toed tree-toad tried in vain;
    He couldn't please her whim.
    From her tree-toad bower,
    With her three-toad power,
    The she-toad vetoed him.

    Anonymous

    Posted 1 week ago #

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